GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/CM/E/IT/M]
Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Computer Management, Geek of Engineering, Geek of Information Technology, Geek of Math.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-?]
I’m usually in jeans and a t-shirt. I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+>:]
I’m a little rounder than most. But someday I’d like to say: “I’m an average geek.”
GEEK AGE CODE [a]
My age is 30-39.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++$]
I’ll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. Getting paid for it!
GEEK UNIX CODE [UBL+++]
I use BSD and GNU/Linux. I don’t need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn’t prompt me. The admin staff doesn’t even know I’m here. If you don’t understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
GEEK PERL CODE [P++(–)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: “Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don’t write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.”, to: “Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be banned.”
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]
I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I’ve given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
GEEK EMACS CODE [E–]
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
GEEK USENET CODE [!N-]
I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: “News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.”
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [!o]
I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet Oracle.
GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]
I don’t know who Kibo is.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++$]
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I’ve written at least one DLL. Getting paid for it!
GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O–-]
I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: “I am Bill Gates of Borg. OS/2 is irrelevant.”
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [!M-]
I refuse to categorize myself on Macintosh. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: “Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.”
GEEK VMS CODE [V]
I’ve used VMS.
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+++]
Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft!
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]
Distrust both government and business.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+>++]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal. But someday I’d like to say: “I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell’s 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our’s and future generations. I’m a member of the EFF.”
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP>++]
I’ve used it, but stopped long ago. But someday I’d like to say: “I have the most recent version and use it regularly.”
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [!t]
I refuse to categorize myself on Star Trek.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE 
I’ve seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
GEEK X FILES CODE [!X-]
I refuse to categorize myself on X Files. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: “It’s ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let’s face it, it’s crap.”
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-*]
Gosh, what an utter waste of time! I thought life WAS role-playing?
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]
I do not own a television.
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]
I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]
It’s a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+++]
Got a Masters degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h–-?]
Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize. Housing? I don’t even know what that is…
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
GEEK SEX CODE [y++++]
Male. I have a few little rug rats to prove I’ve been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?